I need to write a book

Shit was way crazy when I was a teenager. I don't know about your adolescence, mine ruled and sucked but I wouldn't change a god damn thing.

Bitter Sweet

This is a video of James and I totally making shit up at a band practice a while ago.
He just handed me lyrics and went from there.

Frost bites

Snowy weather is balls... It's Pretty to look at. Fun for a week while lodged in a log cabin in Julian. Spending a day driving up Mt. Hood in Portland can be an adventurous undertaking when you live in sunny San Diego. Snow and freezing weather is a novelty to me. Having or wanting to endure east coast winter's or even in locations with overcast sky's fills me with anxiety. Right now people are wearing layers, scarves and earmuffs indoors. Right now I'm wearing a tee-shirt with cut off sleeves and my heater is off. Pleasant. Next time I think about moving to the east coast I will think about why people move to California. It's awesome.

Comedy 101

My life is a slap stick comedy. I walk in to poles. I trip over my feet. I fall constantly. The best indecent, right out of a cheesy movie, was while I worked at Marie Calendars. I was wearing the basic uniform. White collared shirt and tie. I went to the back to collect pies for the front. It was early so the floors had just been mopped. I grabbed two Razzleberry pies, dark red filling. I proceeded to the front and suddenly saw my black converse shoe in front of my face. The two pies followed and fell on my clean white shirt. Of course all the men in the back laughed their asses off. All I could do was walk out and pretend my life was a comedy. Oh that crazy Desi. End. Role Credits.

Some will last forever