Why do birds suddenly apear everytime you are near?

desirotten (5:39:32 PM): I'm going to bath in the blood of jebus every day
desirotten (5:39:54 PM): my gradmother actually attacks me with holy water sometimes
desirotten (5:40:09 PM): it burns!
Koi( 5:40:18 PM): hahahahahaha
koi (5:40:28 PM): i got attacked with holy water
koi (5:40:37 PM): to the point where I wore raincoats sometimes
desirotten (5:40:44 PM): omg!
desirotten (5:40:54 PM): where were you?
koi (5:42:48 PM): tennessee
desirotten (5:43:03 PM): of course...
koi (5:44:12 PM): there was this one pentecostal girl
koi(5:44:13 PM): I took to wearing raincoats for a week
koi(5:44:27 PM): because it was like twice a day
desirotten (5:44:33 PM): I would have retaliated with pigs blood
koi (5:45:04 PM): no, but I did toss a dirty tampon at heri
koi (5:45:08 PM): she stopped after that
desirotten (5:45:12 PM): hahaha
desirotten (5:45:51 PM): could I ever have the balls to toss a dirty tampon at someone? Hmm
koi 5:46:20 PM): well, I had an esepcially juicy one that day
koi (5:46:24 PM): and she was pising me off
koi (5:46:30 PM): since I forgot my raincoat
koi (5:46:38 PM): so I wrapped it up and tossed it in her face
koi (5:46:39 PM): GOAL!
koi (5:46:41 PM): SCOARE!
koi (5:46:46 PM): then I ran like hell.