Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Comedy 101
My life is a slap stick comedy. I walk in to poles. I trip over my feet. I fall constantly. The best indecent, right out of a cheesy movie, was while I worked at Marie Calendars. I was wearing the basic uniform. White collared shirt and tie. I went to the back to collect pies for the front. It was early so the floors had just been mopped. I grabbed two Razzleberry pies, dark red filling. I proceeded to the front and suddenly saw my black converse shoe in front of my face. The two pies followed and fell on my clean white shirt. Of course all the men in the back laughed their asses off. All I could do was walk out and pretend my life was a comedy. Oh that crazy Desi. End. Role Credits.
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I'm a huge klutz, too. I once broke both of my ankles just stepping out of my front door. It's only a two inch drop. And I'd lived there for three years.
I used to work in a cafe, and dropped a two gallon tub of chocolate sauce on the floor. Most of it ended up all over my khaki pants.
My heart goes out to you, fellow klutz.
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